女人是鸭梨，男人是洋葱 - 笑话幽默

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12/3/2012

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女人好比梨，外甜内酸。吃梨的人不知道梨的心是酸的，因为吃到最后就把心扔掉了，所以男人从来不懂女人的心。
男人就好比洋葱，想要看到男人的心就需要一层一层去剥！但在剥的过程中你会不断流泪，剥到最后你才知道洋葱是没心的……

A lady helps her man to install a new computer.

Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, a word that he’ll
always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho
gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects: penis.
But he is annoyed with her reaction: As he hits “enter”, to validate the
selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in
hysteria.
The computer had replied: TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!

十八大主要成果：
1、眼镜摘了。
2、语速正常了。
3、普通话标准了。
4、第一夫人拿得出手了。
5、习主席、李总理，正读反读都可以。
6、今年就业形势更差了，连常委都少招了两个。

一周的心情，对号入座，太传神了！

听说女屌丝对话最近很火~~【来个屌丝男版本哟哟】

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