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2/12/2012

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在「中式英文」中，最受人诟病的包括：Deformed man toilet (残疾人厕所，应为handicapped restroom)；Airline Pulp (航空餐，应为foodserved aboard airlines)；The slippery are very crafty (小心路滑，slippery when wet)；If you are stolen, call the police(如果你被偷时，叫警察)；Do not climb the rocketry (不要翻越石墙，rockwall)。
有些「中式英文」早已「脍炙人口」，中国网站票选的爆笑「中式英文」包括：
You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up! (你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！)
Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse's son can make hole! (龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠生崽会打洞！)
How are you? How old are you? (怎么是你，怎么老是你？)
You ask me, me ask who？ (你问我，我问谁？)
Heart flower angry open. (心花怒放)
No three no four. (不三不四)
Fucking goods. (干(乾)货)。

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